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Jim Barton had the misfortune to be born in poverty in Yorkshire. Whilst still living in poverty, he has been granted political asylum in Thornton Cleveleys – a huge dormitory between Fleetwood and Blackpool.

His passage thru’ life has been littered with huge events of little-or-no importance and MS speeded his early departure from a business run for people, by dedicated people – The Hospitality Industry. This is the politically correct wording for ‘slavery’.

Later, a stroke – which he can’t decide whether to brag or complain about - pushed him further onto life’s scrapheap. He took-up his pen to aid the functioning of his right arm and his brain.. There is room for doubt as to the success of this therapy. He reads his work aloud as part of speech therapy and it makes a pleasant change from talking to the dog and his wife…his normal capacity audience when performing as AL JUSTAVARF. The name came about through constant repetition of his customary fee for reading.

Personal conversations can be entered into by phoning ‘Cleveleys Writers’, N.F.S. Productions or Age-Concern. The number is available on small cards in telephone boxes in ‘not-very-nice’ areas of towns. It is (01253) 828509.

His writing style is quite unique and has been described by noteworthy scribes and critics as ‘chopped-up prose.’ and by self-acclaimed experts as ‘waffle’.

You can read Jim's journal (J.B.'s Life & Times) by clicking here

 

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