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WINGING IT
Some rules of the air for the crew on the flight deck.

Every takeoff is optional. However, every landing is mandatory.
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When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No-one has ever collided with the sky.
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The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool.
When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.
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The only time you have too much fuel is when you’re on fire.
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Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might
just be another plane travelling in the opposite direction.
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You start out with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience.
The trick is to fill the bag of experience before emptying the bag of luck.
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There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately, no-one knows what they are.

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