Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the
things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people
who seriously pissed me off.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be attached to the arse I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.

Help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day and it seems that everyone is
really trying to piss me off, it takes forty muscles to frown, but only four to extend
my arm and smack someone in the gob.

Amen